Ketchup Nazis Posted by Jeff

Every time I order one of those delicious cherry pies at McDonalds, I think about why the Cherry comes in a brown box, and the Apple in a red box. Everyone knows that when you slice open a hot Apple pie it is brown, and a Cherry pie is red. They may have some strange logic involving certain apple's skins being colored red, and Brown being designated as "special" for some reason. It is whack. This makes no sense. It is like a bad decision that has stuck with the company for decades now, and is being upheld by the current regime of Ketchup Nazis. Why must it persist?